Sorry I've not been around much recently - u know how it is !  Busy, busy canine-life !

Anyway, just a quick one today . . . 'Happy Mother's Day' for all Mums on Sunday !

Is it Friday today ?  I'm sure it is. 

I haven't got a Mum by the way, not anymore.

Simon Gotobed, Big hairy-furry, 4-legged fella,  xx.

The Dog-Blog - Happy Valentine's Day.

The two cards are both addressed to Pa, this is odd, even to me, but clearly more so to Ma.  I'm his best friend and unsure of my leaning, but I didn't send him a card, that would be just weird and anyway I can't lick a stamp without swallowing it, never mind having to buy it, write it, put it into an envelope and post it.
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Pa usually only swears to misbehaving kitchen and/or garden appliances, certainly not to Ma.  I'm no marriage guidance councillor but I don't think that's the end of it.  Ma then storms off without uttering a word to Pa, me, or even the goldfish.  Pa has a quick strong coffee before leaving, and again not a word.  I've seen these scenes on television, on the soaps usually (I'm not a fan but you sometimes can't avoid them if you don't own the remote control), they usually end in tears and then alcohol abuse.  I hope Pa doesn't hit the bottle or I'll have to give him a good talking to.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Simon Gotobed, extract from his paperback, still only £4.99!  2013 Bestseller???   xx.

It's Friday !!!  Apparently that's a wonderfully excited time in your odd humanoid world!?

It makes no difference to me, every day is the same . . . some days are less boring than others I suppose, but pretty much the same routine.  Hopefully it will snow loads this weekend, the kids will make a huge Snowman - and then I will conquer & destroy it as soon as they bugger off inside for their hot chocolates - this is my cunning weekend plan . . .

Have a fun weekend humanoids, apparently that's the idea at weekends, but I wouldn't know.
Simon Gotobed, Big, hairy, 4-legged, Old English heavyweight fella,  xx.

Bloody hell fire - we beat Brazil at footy!

En-ger'Land, En-ger'Land, En-ger-Land !

I'm no footy expert, like say Gareth Southgate, or the ex-Arsenal fullback who's name I can't remember, or indeed Mr R. Keane, but surely beating Brazil must mean something . . .

I think we're probably now World Champions !  Hurrah !!!

Simon Gotobed, sexually insecure & not a real Footy Pundit,  xx.

I'm 49 years old in humanoid terms (7 Dog years), practically middle-aged, and still very unsure of my sexuality . . . you should read my Dog-Blog !  (Paperback only £4.99 on Ebay ! )

This 'gay-marriage' thing on the snooze is all very confusing - I really don't understand the debate - & I'm a fairly intelligent canine - it must be very confusing for the human race . . .

Thought for Today, by Simon Gotobed,  4-legged, intelligent, hairy fella.   xxx.

What a weird & wonderful weather-day !!!

Ice - Snow - Sleet - Rain - Sun - Cloud - Sun - Snow again . . .

For a weather forecasting addict like me this is brilliant, I need to watch as many as possible on the goggle-box tonight. 

But the best bit!?  Next door's little humanoids made a big snowman on their back lawn this morning, before school !  By 10.30 I'd defeated & demolished it . . .

It's snowing here again, I'm off outside.  Have fun, unless you're driving of course, in which case I'm sorry.

Simon Gotobed,  Weather analyst / Heavyweight Champion 2013,  Lovin' it,  xx.

Is it Pancake Day tomorrow ???

I heard someone on the radio talking about it but wasn't sure of the date . . . I could do with knowing before tomorrow really, so that I can start getting excited !

Nobody seems to tell me anything these days . . . I'm feeling a bit lonely & neglected actually . . . just in case u were interested . . . I doubt it of course . . .

Simon Gotobed,  His future's bright, Ideally Orange coloured, shaped & flavoured, just in case tomorrow is Pancake Day !?  xx.