Staying in all day today - Pa's starting work on his Ark apparently.

I need to do some seriouse thinking about my sexual preferences - if that doesn't work I might just watch the snooker.  Decisions, decisions,  xx.

I've been watching the snooker on the goggle-box a bit this week - in the afternoons when I'm home alone I've managed to get control of the remote, my big hairy paws aren't exactly well-designed for such devices, but if all else fails I've found I can use my tongue and with more luck than judgement still get the bloody thing on the right channel, Beeb 2 I think.  Pa has remarked on the stickiness of the remote some evenings but I just play the dumb animal card and keep quiet.

My favourite player is usually 'The Rocket', Ronnie, he's just great.  But I've also got a liking now for Judd Trump!  What a bloody fantastic name, even in my language - especially in my language!

Simon Gotobed (yep, another brilliant name),  Professional Goggle-box Watcher,  xx.

p.s;  Have a fantastic weekend;  p.p.s;  u might get wet!  x.

I watch 'the-snooze' as u probably know, but I'm no political expert or economic analyst . . .
Apparently we're officially now in a 'double-dip', just bumping along ?!

Is this some humanoid weirdo euphamism?  If it is, make up your own jokes . . . I don't really understand - I am just a Dog remember - never forget that.  Smart, but still canine.

Simon Gotobed,  Slightly Confused,  xx.

Don't u just sometimes feel it's great to be alive??

I do today - yesterday I visited the guy dressed in the white Persil gear at the surgery - he gave me a good once-over - embarrassing but worth it !

He said to Pa afterwards that I was an A1 prime specimen, a credit to my breed and to Pa!?

What the hell has it got to do with him?  I'm the 'dogs-bollocks' apparently . . . very inappropriate as it happens.

I feel great today though, how about u ?

xx.

It was raining cats & dogs here last night (I know, a ridiculous humanoid saying) - hammering it down, hail-stones, the lot.

Pa reckons he's going to have to build an Ark - u know, like Noah!  Now I'm really worried . . . I haven't got a partner . . . & I don't even know if I want one . . . what if I get left behind?

A Dog's life is so complex sometimes.  xx.

Happy Monday!  How u doing today?  Isn't it great to be alive ?  Of course it is . . . & a whole new week ahead of us . . . just brilliant!

I had a fab weekend catching up with the footy (yeah, I'm a big Premiership fan) - Gillette Soccer Saturday, on Saturday funnily enough, Match of the Day on Saturday night, repeated on Sunday morning - so I watched it again and gave my own commentary, and Match of the Day 2 on Sunday night - all brilliant.

I think Manchester will win the title now!

Simon Gotobed, Footy Pundit,  xx.

Random-Word Friday.

Purple - lifestyle - fog - Gilbert - deport - Lime - Phillip - Doggie - envelopes - photos - Declan.

Thanks for that,  see you Monday,  have a fantastic weekend.

Simon Gotobed,  Wordsmith,  xx.

I've been a very bad Dog - a very naughty boy - I might get deported - then again maybe not, maybe yes, maybe no, of course I will, but then again no, I might appeal, delay the inevitable, then I'll have to go, maybe . . .

Simon G, snooze-watcher and weather-forecast addict.

P.S;  It's still bloody raining here!  xx. (It's apparently v. hot in Jordan)

Hey, guess who's back?  It's me, Simon G, not the Slim Shady . . .

We've been to Cornwall I think - maybe it was Devon - maybe both ?!  Anyway it was brill, lots of rain, a bit of sleet, foggy at night, a sprinkling of hail one day, and even a bit of sun on Sunday!  I loved it - Pa didn't - his car's a mess and now he's come home to do lots of washing & ironing before going back to work tomorrow - I loved it!

It's a Dog's Life so u say,  xx.

I won't be around for a few days, I'm going somewhere with Pa apparently, haven't got a clue where or why - it's all a bit last minute.com !

I'm thinking Wales, maybe Scotland, or perhaps even England . . . anyway, somewhere exotic in April . . .

Catch up soon,  Simon Gotobed,  World Traveller,  xx.

Back to normal hopefully today - I spent most of yesterday in the dog-house (the garage), having been sick on Sunday afternoon . . .

I don't think I'll eat any more chocolate now until Christmas - I probably won't have any choice to be honest!

Anyway, have a great day, I'm off to get my breakfast - chunks & water, yippeeee!!  xx.

Sniffed 'em, found 'em, opened 'em, scoffed 'em!

Now I'm in big trouble - well I will be later - but at the moment I just don't care . . .

Happy Easter,  Simon Gotobed,  Top Scoffer,  xx.

Still no sniff of chocolate yet here . . .

How about you?  Easter Eggs galore no doubt . . . .

GOOD Friday ??  What's bloody good about it?  I'm stuck in the house, home-alone, I can't find the tv remote and even if I could I can hardly ever get it to bloody work, it's raining outside, and I still see no sign of my chocolate Eggs . . .

Happy Easter,  Simon Gotobed,  on a less-than-average Friday . . . xx.

It snowed here yesterday, wind, rain, sleet, the lot - the road at the end of our street was flooded . . .
Today the hosepipe-ban has apparently started . . .
The cricket season starts tomorrow . . .
It's Easter this weekend and I can't sniff a chocolate Egg anywhere in this house . . .

Life is so complicated, especially humanoid-life, even for a smart-Dog like me.

Have fun if u can, xx.

It's bloody snowing here!

Can't stop and chat, sorry, I need to keep up-to-the-minute with the forecasts - not that I'm going anywhere . . .

Have a lovely wintery day,  Simon G,  WF Addict,  xx.

Another brilliant dream last night and it seemed to last all night, right up until I was rudely woken this morning.
But I've realised something really weird - in all my dreams I'm a sort of humanoid/sheepdog cross? - I think I may need therapy, psycho-analysis maybe . . . This is so weird, brilliant dreams, but so weird.

I can't tell you any details of last night's full-length episode by the way or the celebs involved would very likely take legal action - it was a thriller is all I can say.

Have a brill day,  Simon G,  xx.

I had a really vivid dream last night - in full colour and surround sound - it was bizarre!

I went shopping with Clare Balding - we were trying lots of big hats on and we both looked great . . .
Then I was with Gok Wan in specsavers and he was trying to make me wear some big black specs?!
And then I was with Simon Cowell in M&S lingerie dept and he was having a bra-fitting . . .

I really must stop eating cheese before bed/basket and maybe watch less tv.

Have a manic Monday,  Simon G,  xx.