Last night I dreamt that Gok Wan had shaved me completely naked, wet nose to 4-paws! I woke up itchy and scratching, but thankfully still fully-furred - quite a relief.
The other good news is that I'm in the clear about the garage roof it seems.  Pa came in last night ranting & raving about 'the forces of nature' and 'acts of god', etc, but luckily no mention of 'big, clumsy, hairy-furry dogs' thank goodness, I just hope he's insured. . . .

The builder-blokes are here this morning, so at least he's getting it repaired quickly.  I perhaps should have offered them mugs of tea but it's not really in my job description and I don't want to slow them down with any unneccessary chat.

I really do hope Pa is insured - I don't want anything getting in the way of my big surprise tomorrow!  All very quiet on my 'surprise birthday bash', but I'm guessing everyone else is talking about it.
My excitement level is upto 9.5 in anticipation of tomorrow. I can't wait - can u ?
xx.

OMG!  The wind has ripped our garage roof off and now it's at the bottom of next doors garden.

This isn't funny, I'll get the blame, I always do these days.

Need to think . . it will be dark when Pa gets home so he might not notice immediately . . . he probably will when he puts his car away . . . yeah, of course he will . . . oh bugger. . .

I really need a plan - time to snooze and dream good ideas.  Hopefully c u tomorrow, x.

Not much news about today, but lots & lots of weather - I'm loving it as Ronnie Mc says...

Wind, wind and more wind; rain, rain and buckets more rain - brilliant - nearly as exciting as snow!  Pa reckons if this carries on he's going to build an Ark? but I've no idea what he's talking about really.
I need to get out into the garden but due to yesterday's unfortunate episode near the garage I'm grounded.

Nevertheless, I'm in a good mood today in case you'd not noticed - it's my birthday on Saturday!  I'm thinking 'Surprise Party' . . .

Another surprise!  U can now follow me on TWITTER @TheDogBlogUK
No, I don't know how it's happened either. x.

I know and like black dogs, grey dogs, brown dogs, white dogs and even spotty dogs.

We all have 4 legs, 1 beating heart, 1 wet nose and 1 ticking brain.

We may come in all shapes, sizes and COLOURS, but we are all the same...

My brain may be a bit bigger and brighter than all the others, but trust me that's the only difference, x.

All the DJ's are mixed up on Radio 1, it's very confusing, like a Channel 4 mash-up but with people I've really never heard of.
I wiggled for a good 10 minutes but I'm knackered now, I think I might need to get back into shape for 2012!

Thankfully I don't need to stop smoking, detox, be nice to more humanoids, control my road-rage, stop biting my nails, stop wasting money, join a Gym, etc . . .

You get the idea I'm sure, x.

Me and Pa watched Adele live at the Royal Albert Hall last night - bloody fantastic, wonderful.
We actually watched it on our tv of course, but still bloody brilliant.  Pa cried a bit at one point, but I didn't feel the urge - I was still feeling a bit moby-dick from the toblerone eating contest I'd had with myself earlier to be honest . . .

I think I'm now Adele's number one biggest fan - literally, and the hairy-furryest!  I think I might tweet her to tell her!?  I might.

Pa also took down all our Christmas decos yesterday.  I tried to help but after a near-death episode with some tinsel I was banished to the garden.  Pa said it was 'elf & safety'.

I didn't find it funny either, x.

It feels like a Sunday today, really boring, nothing happening and not much on the tv . . it is Sunday?  and New Years Day !?

That explains it, Pa looks really unhappy today, he hates New Year, don't know why, but he does.

He'll be fine tomorrow . . . a Bank Holiday ?  Oh no . .

He'll be fine by Tuesday I'm sure, back to work, back to reality, and all the normal routines.  He's a creature of habit you see, not like me - I live life on the edge - I wish !  Going for a lie down now, I need my beauty sleep, x.