Pa's bogging off for the weekend - just bloody wonderful - I'm being packed off to Barkingham Palace !!

The food's basic, the rooms are sparse, the company's usually crap and there's no goggle-box . . .

Just soddin' great, can't not wait for the weekend.

And it's raining.

Have a great day,  Simon G,  xx.

I always knew we'd qualify for the knockout-stage, it was never in doubt, I don't know why u were even worried - group winners!?

Italy next, probably then Germany and then maybe Spain in the final - a piece of cake !

Simon Gotobed,  Old English fella getting ahead of himself . . . xx.

P.S;  Accurate prediction - media interest will intensify, expectation levels will rise - I almost sound like I know what I'm talking about (but I don't!) . . .

In-ger-Land,  In-ger-Land,  In ger Land !!

So excited & so nervous all at once - probably like your Wedding day, not that I'll ever know . . .

IN -GER-LAND !

Enjoy the game if u can,  Simon Gotobed, Jumping on the Bandwagon,  xx.

I'm in the Doghouse - again - but I really shouldn't be. . .

I noticed the two steaks as Pa put them in the fridge - he shouldn't have let me sniff them on their way through the kitchen.  He really ought to have a more secure fridge - a swift left paw stroke and it opens like magic, that's surely a manufacturing fault?!

The only mistake I really made was scoffing them too quick, then being sick on my blanket!
I spent last night in the garage with dry biscuits and water, no tv.

It rained anyway and the barbecue was cancelled so I don't know what all the fuss was about.

Simon Gotobed,  Today's another Day,  Keep smiling I say,  xx.

Apparently we might now win Euro 2012 !

As I may have said before, I'm no expert pundit . . .

Have a brill English weekend - windy, sunshine & showers - I am an expert on the weather !

Simon Gotobed,  still v. proud to be Old English,  xx.

Can't wait for tonight, I'm off out with Pa, he's driving.  Beers, burgers and footy, just bloody lovely!

I hope he doesn't get too excited, there's no way I'm driving him home . . .

My prediction - England to win 1-0.  Downing to score.

By the way, I know nothing about football so don't put money on the above, I will not be held responsible for any betting irregularities ! ?

Simon Gotobed,  Old English fella,  xx.

I think I'd like to live in the USA and then I could probably get a job . . .

Apparently Police Dogs in the states have their own Police officer number and badge !  They have the same rights as u humanoids - I heard this on the radio yesterday, how bloody brilliant!

I can see myself as a cop, maybe like Columbo (but without the rain-mac), or Dirty Harry, maybe not Kojak though - I'm far too hairy.  If I had a partner I think I'd be more Starsky than Hutch.
Just a thought . . .

Is cheese & onion quiche a good or a bad idea for breakfast???

Simon Gotobed, Potential Law Enforcement Officer;  maybe one day,  xx.