Staying in all day today - Pa's starting work on his Ark apparently.

I need to do some seriouse thinking about my sexual preferences - if that doesn't work I might just watch the snooker.  Decisions, decisions,  xx.

I've been watching the snooker on the goggle-box a bit this week - in the afternoons when I'm home alone I've managed to get control of the remote, my big hairy paws aren't exactly well-designed for such devices, but if all else fails I've found I can use my tongue and with more luck than judgement still get the bloody thing on the right channel, Beeb 2 I think.  Pa has remarked on the stickiness of the remote some evenings but I just play the dumb animal card and keep quiet.

My favourite player is usually 'The Rocket', Ronnie, he's just great.  But I've also got a liking now for Judd Trump!  What a bloody fantastic name, even in my language - especially in my language!

Simon Gotobed (yep, another brilliant name),  Professional Goggle-box Watcher,  xx.

p.s;  Have a fantastic weekend;  p.p.s;  u might get wet!  x.

I watch 'the-snooze' as u probably know, but I'm no political expert or economic analyst . . .
Apparently we're officially now in a 'double-dip', just bumping along ?!

Is this some humanoid weirdo euphamism?  If it is, make up your own jokes . . . I don't really understand - I am just a Dog remember - never forget that.  Smart, but still canine.

Simon Gotobed,  Slightly Confused,  xx.

Don't u just sometimes feel it's great to be alive??

I do today - yesterday I visited the guy dressed in the white Persil gear at the surgery - he gave me a good once-over - embarrassing but worth it !

He said to Pa afterwards that I was an A1 prime specimen, a credit to my breed and to Pa!?

What the hell has it got to do with him?  I'm the 'dogs-bollocks' apparently . . . very inappropriate as it happens.

I feel great today though, how about u ?

xx.

It was raining cats & dogs here last night (I know, a ridiculous humanoid saying) - hammering it down, hail-stones, the lot.

Pa reckons he's going to have to build an Ark - u know, like Noah!  Now I'm really worried . . . I haven't got a partner . . . & I don't even know if I want one . . . what if I get left behind?

A Dog's life is so complex sometimes.  xx.

Happy Monday!  How u doing today?  Isn't it great to be alive ?  Of course it is . . . & a whole new week ahead of us . . . just brilliant!

I had a fab weekend catching up with the footy (yeah, I'm a big Premiership fan) - Gillette Soccer Saturday, on Saturday funnily enough, Match of the Day on Saturday night, repeated on Sunday morning - so I watched it again and gave my own commentary, and Match of the Day 2 on Sunday night - all brilliant.

I think Manchester will win the title now!

Simon Gotobed, Footy Pundit,  xx.

Random-Word Friday.

Purple - lifestyle - fog - Gilbert - deport - Lime - Phillip - Doggie - envelopes - photos - Declan.

Thanks for that,  see you Monday,  have a fantastic weekend.

Simon Gotobed,  Wordsmith,  xx.