'Merry Christmas!' humanoids.

I'm just going with the flow, u all seem to be saying it, some even sound like they mean it . . .

I'm off for a sniff under the Norwegien, just in case.

Catch u soon,  Simon Gotobed,  Festive four-legged fella,  xx.

A 6 foot Norwegien has moved into our house ? - I'm not happy - smells of air freshener . . .

Have a frantic, fab & festive weekend humanoids !

Simon Gotobed, feeling moby-dick,  xx.

Heard on the 10 o-clock Snooze last night that the Queen has had an area of Antarctica named after her ! - QueenElizabeth Land . . . how brilliant is that ?!

I think they should re-name my area 'Gotobed Land' . . . it has a certain ring about it don't u think?

I'm off for a kip now and hopefully a full-colour dream - Only 6 sleeps to Santa apparently !

Simon Gotobed, Old English fella with a twist,  xx.

I once met a sausage-Dog, but I've never met a Gun-Dog . . .

Following the weekends' events I don't really want to.

Staying in my bed/basket today with my head hidden under my hairy-floppy ears, blocking out the big scary humanoid world if I can.

Have a great day humanoids & be good to one another, Please,  xx.

I'm in the Dog-house again - well, Pa's garage anyway . . .

Really, are 12 mince pies too much ???  I didn't think so at the time . . .

Simon Gotobed, Festive Scoffer,  xx.

I wore 2 pairs of socks in bed/basket last night - it was freezin'!  Miserable & wet today (the weather, not me) so I'm staying in and watching the goggle-box . . . I've got control of the remote until Pa gets home!

Can't wait until Sunday night - Sports Personality ! ! !

I reckon Bradley Wiggo should win, but Mo's got a winning smile?  Jess is our Golden Girl ?  And Andy Murray is definitely a Brit now?  Who knows . . . I won't be voting anyway, my paws are far too big to accurately dial on a mobile - not that I've got one anyway . . .

Can't wait!  & it's nearly Christmas - I can smell it !

Simon Gotobed, Festive four-footed fella,  xx.

Just watched the lunchtime-snooze . . . what the fracking hell was that all about then ???

Didn't understand a word of it, it may as well have been in Welsh with Polish sub-titles . . .

P.S;  It's still bloody freezin'.  xx.