Met a nice fella in the park today, his name was Oscar - sounded a bit posh to me - but a lovely fella anyway. We got chatting about the footy tonight, he's not Old English like me, but an England fan nevertheless. I don't know if he supports a local team too but he had a black & white spotty kit on . . .
Come on England!
Simon Gotobed, Busy, busy, xx.
