Is it the 5th of November today? I'm sure it is. Bloody Bonfire Night . . . I hate Bonfire night! It's noisy, scary and frightening - my floppy ears don't like it at all.
I wouldn't mind so much if I was given ear-plugs and a job to do . . . maybe looking after the hot-dogs (stupid name) and burgers . . . but I apparently can't be trusted!
My humanoids might be right on that one actually, not that they usually get things right, but this one might be true. It's a crying shame . . .
Have fun, weirdo-humanoid fun that is, & leave me be; Simon Gotobed, Hungry-Dog, xx.
