'Merry Christmas!' humanoids.

I'm just going with the flow, u all seem to be saying it, some even sound like they mean it . . .

I'm off for a sniff under the Norwegien, just in case.

Catch u soon,  Simon Gotobed,  Festive four-legged fella,  xx.

A 6 foot Norwegien has moved into our house ? - I'm not happy - smells of air freshener . . .

Have a frantic, fab & festive weekend humanoids !

Simon Gotobed, feeling moby-dick,  xx.

Heard on the 10 o-clock Snooze last night that the Queen has had an area of Antarctica named after her ! - QueenElizabeth Land . . . how brilliant is that ?!

I think they should re-name my area 'Gotobed Land' . . . it has a certain ring about it don't u think?

I'm off for a kip now and hopefully a full-colour dream - Only 6 sleeps to Santa apparently !

Simon Gotobed, Old English fella with a twist,  xx.

I once met a sausage-Dog, but I've never met a Gun-Dog . . .

Following the weekends' events I don't really want to.

Staying in my bed/basket today with my head hidden under my hairy-floppy ears, blocking out the big scary humanoid world if I can.

Have a great day humanoids & be good to one another, Please,  xx.

I'm in the Dog-house again - well, Pa's garage anyway . . .

Really, are 12 mince pies too much ???  I didn't think so at the time . . .

Simon Gotobed, Festive Scoffer,  xx.

I wore 2 pairs of socks in bed/basket last night - it was freezin'!  Miserable & wet today (the weather, not me) so I'm staying in and watching the goggle-box . . . I've got control of the remote until Pa gets home!

Can't wait until Sunday night - Sports Personality ! ! !

I reckon Bradley Wiggo should win, but Mo's got a winning smile?  Jess is our Golden Girl ?  And Andy Murray is definitely a Brit now?  Who knows . . . I won't be voting anyway, my paws are far too big to accurately dial on a mobile - not that I've got one anyway . . .

Can't wait!  & it's nearly Christmas - I can smell it !

Simon Gotobed, Festive four-footed fella,  xx.

Just watched the lunchtime-snooze . . . what the fracking hell was that all about then ???

Didn't understand a word of it, it may as well have been in Welsh with Polish sub-titles . . .

P.S;  It's still bloody freezin'.  xx.

I've got absolutely nothing to moan & groan about today - I don't live in North Korea, I don't support Arsenal, I'm not on the M6 or even the M1 (I've got Radio 2 on!), I'm not looking for a job and nobody is really expecting me to buy them a Christmas present !

Life is good today, even a Dog's life, and I'm all snug & warm in my big hairy-furry Old English coat.

No doubt Pa will ruin my day later when he gets home and insists on dragging me round the streets for 10 minutes . . . it's bloody freezin'!

Simon Gotobed, Home Alone & Lovin' it,  xx.

Why the bloody hell didn't anyone tell me !  Why didn't you remind me !  OMG !  2 Weeks Today it's bloody Christmas Day !

I've got so much to think about, so much to do, so much to prepare, so much stuff to buy . . . & so little time now!

It's a good job I'm a Dog and smarter than the average cat - 8 out of 10 would probably agree.  Deep breaths - deep breaths - and relax . . .

Right, I'm off for a kip and a good think, maybe even a full-colour Christmas dream if I'm lucky.

Catch u soon,  Simon Gotobed,  xx.

I didn't even know that Pa was religious, but last night whilst we watched the 10 o-clock Snooze he just kept muttering on about 'the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away' ???
I haven't got a clue - as per usual!

That George Osbourne fella seems really nice though - very good with numbers by the sounds of it . . .

Princess Kate's feeling better by the way, just in case you were wondering . . . I gave the posh hospital a quick call last night and they gave me a full update . . . they'll talk to anyone . . .

Simon Gotobed, Talented Canine,  Old English & not Australian,  xx.

Kate and Prince Wills are having a baby then - brilliant - maybe even twins!

I'm really, really pleased for them, and for the country, being a proud Old English fella u know.

My only slight sadness of course is that i'll never be a father - having had my balls removed at an early age (apparently that's Normal?! ) - I think it's now technically impossible . . .  Shame really, I'd be a great Dad and I reckon a prime specimen like me could have knocked out 5 or 6 little me's . . .

Simon Gotobed,  Happy & Sad today,  xx.

I watched far too much tv on the goggle-box over the weekend - Sorry! - but it wasn't really my fault, Pa's the dominant male in our house and he controls the remote mostly. . .

Anyway, I think I may be in love . . . not really sure . . . not really sure of my preferences either way . . . but as a proud Old English fella I think I may be smitten with a gorgeous Welsh lass - Katherine Jenkins !  She's beautiful and sings some high notes that probably only I can hear.  It could be love but i'll let u know.

Off for a kip now & hoping for a full-colour dream - just me & Katherine - hopefully with no sheep involved this time (it's a long story).

Simon Gotobed,  xx.