I've got absolutely nothing to moan & groan about today - I don't live in North Korea, I don't support Arsenal, I'm not on the M6 or even the M1 (I've got Radio 2 on!), I'm not looking for a job and nobody is really expecting me to buy them a Christmas present !
Life is good today, even a Dog's life, and I'm all snug & warm in my big hairy-furry Old English coat.
No doubt Pa will ruin my day later when he gets home and insists on dragging me round the streets for 10 minutes . . . it's bloody freezin'!
Simon Gotobed, Home Alone & Lovin' it, xx.