Bloody hell fire - we beat Brazil at footy!
En-ger'Land, En-ger'Land, En-ger-Land !
I'm no footy expert, like say Gareth Southgate, or the ex-Arsenal fullback who's name I can't remember, or indeed Mr R. Keane, but surely beating Brazil must mean something . . .
I think we're probably now World Champions ! Hurrah !!!
Simon Gotobed, sexually insecure & not a real Footy Pundit, xx.