I'm even more confused than ever today, and yeah I know, that really is saying something.
I watched the snooze last night and there are two new Pandas arriving at Edinburgh Zoo - they look just like me !
They're the same colour, they're hairy-furry and very cute apparently - just like me! Maybe I'm not 100% Old English? I'm not a racist (I wouldn't know how) but what if I'm say half-Chinese?
My life is surely complicated enough already - now what am I going to do? I don't even know where to buy bamboo, what it smells like, or even what it tastes like...
And yes, I know it's bloody snowing!
