TEXT SANTA - what a bloody joke! How the hell can I text Santa? - my big furry paws just aren't designed for paw-held devices... Subsequently I haven't got a mobile phone, never mind a contract, I don't understand pay-as-you-go (go where?), or even any money to buy one. This is so unfair - it's Dog-discrimination!! I can't join in and it was a great show...
I'm off to learn some new dance steps ready for next years's Britains Got Talent, bye for now.
