My Wednesday evening turned out to be great!
Walkies to the park when Pa got home from work; then I avoided the soaps on the google-box for an hour; then we watched Four Rooms on Channel 4 - brill but v.weird humanoids; then The Apprentice - I'm sure I've seen his before - exactly the same but with different background music?; then we watched Snooze at Ten and Pa said, 'The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away again' - he was getting tired by this point; then we didn't win the Lottery; then we watched MOTD and Pa said it was very exciting but I fell asleep about half way thru'. Then we went to bed.
What did u lot get upto???
Simon Gotobed, a Busy 4-legged Fella, xx.