Pa got home very late last night, unusually late for him, so I had a sniff around . . . he smelled of alcohol, a whiff of perfume, extra strong mints and a trace of monster-munch ?? An odd combination even for a humanoid - something's going on . . .
A good frost this morning I see, good that is if u like frosty mornings and wear a big hairy-furry coat which I do; and good if you're not driving, which I'm not, this morning or any other morning I'd guess.
Have a great day, I'm off for a power-kip, Simon G, Under-rug Investigator, xx.