How the hell did that happen then ? Summer arrived and nobody had warned me - I haven't seen a forecast in days . . . how long is it here for ?
I'm hot and sweaty already wearing this big hairy-furry coat . . . maybe I should ring Gok Wan and ask him to come round and get me naked . . . then I'd have to wear suntan lotion - all over, not just on my nose . . .
Simon Gotobed, Seasonally confused, Often confused, xx.
