Why do u humanoids insist on wearing footwear with tie-up laces in ? They're such a pain - Pa grunts & groans every morning when he's tying his laces - why not just wear slip-ons?
I don't use footwear - my big hairy paws are all four fine on their own thanks! But if I ever did need to cover them I reckon two pairs of big wellys would do the job just fine . . .
Random thought for Today, Simon Gotobed, xx.