If u were wondering where I've been, let's just say I've been keeping a low profile . . .
Some embarrassing pics have been leaked - apparently I'm all over the internet - & now I'm front page news - how the hell did that happen ???
It's ludicrous really, I never wear any clothes anyway . . . maybe I should start wearing a pair of pants when I go out, u know, Superman style . . . what do u think ?
I'll leave it with u over the weekend - have a good one & keep your clothes on! - it's dangerous out there !
Simon G, XXX.
