Pa and I watched Downton Abbey last night, brilliant!  Apart from one thing - no dogs ?

I'm an Old English fella as you know, so I reckon I could fit straight into 1920 . . . I'll just need a morning suit, maybe 2 pairs of shiny shoes and a bit of hair-wax and I'll look the perfect part . . . I can see it now . . .

Master & servant?  Sounds good to me.

Simon Gotobed, or u may call me Lord Gotobed !  It's definitely got a ring to it,  xx.

Pa's taking us away for a holiday, a break I think he called it !

I think it must be a foreign holiday - maybe oriental ?  Apparently there's no wi-fi ?  & we won't be able to speak to anyone ?!

I do't really understand why we can't just learn their language . . .

Speak soon, hopefully, maybe, perhaps,  xx.

Lovin' the Paralympics, just bloody brilliant, incredible athletes, fantastico!

Lovin' Andy Murray so far so good in the US Open !

Lovin' this late Summer weather !

Lovin' the sausages I got for breakfast !

Lovin' the fact that Strictly's back v.soon !

Simon Gotobed, or Mr Positive if u prefer !
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Cleggeron are having a cabinet re-shuffle - about bloody time !  The country's going to the Dogs . . .

I think Gromit should be promoted to Chancellor, maybe with Wallace to assist him.
Scooby Doo would be ideal as Foreign Secretary & probably more use than William Hague.
Lassie should become Home Secretary ?
The Andrex puppy could be ideal as the Environment Secretary.

And I'd like to be Chief Whip - I've no idea what this means but it sounds great !

Thanks for listening,  Simon Gotobed,  Political Pundit,  xx.