Pa and I watched Downton Abbey last night, brilliant! Apart from one thing - no dogs ?
I'm an Old English fella as you know, so I reckon I could fit straight into 1920 . . . I'll just need a morning suit, maybe 2 pairs of shiny shoes and a bit of hair-wax and I'll look the perfect part . . . I can see it now . . .
Master & servant? Sounds good to me.
Simon Gotobed, or u may call me Lord Gotobed ! It's definitely got a ring to it, xx.