Cleggeron are having a cabinet re-shuffle - about bloody time ! The country's going to the Dogs . . .
I think Gromit should be promoted to Chancellor, maybe with Wallace to assist him.
Scooby Doo would be ideal as Foreign Secretary & probably more use than William Hague.
Lassie should become Home Secretary ?
The Andrex puppy could be ideal as the Environment Secretary.
And I'd like to be Chief Whip - I've no idea what this means but it sounds great !
Thanks for listening, Simon Gotobed, Political Pundit, xx.
