I'm in the Doghouse - again - but I really shouldn't be. . .
I noticed the two steaks as Pa put them in the fridge - he shouldn't have let me sniff them on their way through the kitchen. He really ought to have a more secure fridge - a swift left paw stroke and it opens like magic, that's surely a manufacturing fault?!
The only mistake I really made was scoffing them too quick, then being sick on my blanket!
I spent last night in the garage with dry biscuits and water, no tv.
It rained anyway and the barbecue was cancelled so I don't know what all the fuss was about.
Simon Gotobed, Today's another Day, Keep smiling I say, xx.