I'm in training for the British Olympics Team, London 2012 - you've probably heard a bit about it on the snooze . . .
'Bouncing for England' is an Olympic event I assume ? It's certainly my best event, apart from scoffing perhaps, but that's not really a sport, just pure enjoyment. I can bounce with the best of them I reckon, although if it's hot I do tend to get a bit hot & itchy . . . anyway, more practice again today.
My only real concern is if I create a trans-gender debate ! - I had my balls removed at an early age - it could get really embarrassing, but I hope not, I really want to represent my country . . .
Simon Gotobed, Gold Medal Prospect, Mens/Womens Bouncing Event, London 2012, xx.
