Being a proud Old English fella I've decided to save my country from worldwide embarressment !
The London 2012 Olympics security fiasco ends today, my new company has been formed - K9S . . .
There are 11 days to go, so it's not a problem, just leave it with me. I'll invoice Seb Coe later, really, it's no problem, just relax. You're all in safe hands now - big hairy paws to be precise.
Have a lovely Monday, Simon Gotobed, CEO, K9S. xx.