Humanoids have so many ridiculous sayings it's hard to keep track, but just one comes to mind today - it's raining cats & dogs !
I think it has been now for at least 40 days & 40 nights, I think that might mean something too . . .
Either way, it's bloody awful. Pa's thinking of getting a sliding roof over our garden so he can still play swingball. By the way, Good luck today Mr Murray, best of British & all that !
Simon Gotobed, Rain Analyst, xx.