I'm definitely going to the Olympics, London 2012 !
Even if I don't make the GB Team as number 1 Bouncing specialist, I've decided to become a security officer, that way I'm sure to get in . . .
If I'm too big & hairy for the uniform I can just go as a sniffer-dog - I can sniff out chocolate from 30 paces, so surely with a bit of training explosives & drugs won't be too tricky . . .
This is my new plan, but for today I'll keep calm & carry on bouncing, just in case I get a late call-up.
Have a fab weekend, Simon Gotobed, Old English fella with Olympic ambitions, xx.
