Behind the scenes

Hidden dangerously behind these web pages are Wayne and Adam. Wayne is the folically-challenged witty author of this blog and Adam is the stereotypical pasty ginger one with the brains and the IT skills. Together they form a dream-team, allowing Simon's views on the world to come alive in the humanoid arena, something he'd never believed possible up until now.

These two humanoids have far too much time on their hands according to Simon, but they thought that everyone should have the opportunity to enjoy Simon's world; his thoughts, his insecurities, even his dreams.

We hope you enjoy it as much as they all do, particularly Simon.