We watched 'Africa' last night on the goggle-box, Pa's got a new one but he has to wear weird specs to watch it ! ?  They must work well, he nearly fell off the sofa several times within the hour . . . I think he thought that he was actually in Africa at one point . . .

I wasn't offered the special specs - I may be man's best friend, but I'm obviously not important enough to be considered - I thought the picture was average at best . . . I think he's wasted his money to be honest.  Anyway, I reckon I've got perfect vision, it's just my fringe and floppy ears that get in the way sometimes.

I don't suppose he'll ask me for my opinion, he never does . . . typical humanoid !

Simon Gotobed, 20/20, Advert & Weather Forecast Specialist,  xx.

P.S;  'The Dog-Blog & Ziggy's Nine Lives' is still on Ebay & Amazon, and still only £4.99 !  A bargain apparently . . .

Today I'm not even going to mention Snow, blizzards, horse-meat, helicopters or the January transfer window . . .
So I've nothing to talk about really - have a lovely day if u can humanoids !

Simon Gotobed,  Awaiting lawsuit apparently,  xx.

It's Neglect !!!

Pa's left me home alone all day with just a few chunks and a drip of water. 
I can't get the bloody heating on either - I've whacked the boiler and the thingy-switch in the hall - but it still hasn't come on & it's freezing . . .

I could eat a horse.

Simon Gotobed,  Politically incorrect, probably,  xx.

Pa made me watch Celebrity Big Brother on C5 last night - God knows why, it was awful . . .

Anyway, there's a big, hairy, greying geezer on there called Razor - Pa reckons he's the double of me !
Yeah, that's what I thought !?  Lucky fella . . .

Simon Gotobed, big, hairy, grey, white & black fella ???  xx.

Snow - Snow - Snow - Snow - Snow !!!

It's brilliant outside today, well it was for about 20 minutes anyway until I got knackered . . .  It's a shame the humanoid world is slowly grinding to a halt - well here in the Middle of the UK it is anyway - I do watch the snooze, yes.

Hope to pick a fight with next door's Snowman later, if I've got the energy and if I'm allowed out again . . .

Simon Gotobed, Today modelling a wet-nose to tail-tip hairy, furry, & slightly frozen wet coat,  xx.

It's gonna SNOW !?

I need to find two pairs of boots, and quick . . .

Simon Gotobed, 4-legged Old English fella, quirky & hairy apparently,  xx.

Pa was v. late home last night so I decided to sniff-out the festive leftovers from the cupboards in the kitchen . . .

So it was basically his fault !  The mess that is.

I scoffed 6 mince pies (& maybe some packaging), a nearly full packet of After Eights, a tube of pringles, quite a lot of nuts and a satsuma.

I think it was probably the fruit that made me as sick as a Dog - see what I did there!?

I'm in the garage/Doghouse today, just chunks & water it seems.  Neglect if you ask me - but you wouldn't, would u ???

Simon Gotobed,  xx.  

Right humanoids, back to normal then this week?!  Whatever your normal is . . .

Everyday is pretty much the same for me, it's a Dog's life, but hey, someone's got to do it - eat chunks, snooze, watch the goggle-box, keep an eye on the weather, more chunks, another snooze, maybe a trot round the park if I'm lucky, more chunks and maybe a bone if I'm not in the doghouse, more tv then bed/basket - I'm knackered just thinking about it!

I'm off for a kip then;  Have fun out there,  Simon Gotobed, busy-busy hairy-fella,  xx.

Bloody hell it's 2013 . . . Happy New Year !

Sorry I'm late, but Pa's back at work today - I haven't been able to get my paws on his laptop until now !?

I had a brilliant Christmas, scoffed until I was nearly sick most days, but now I feel terrible, I think I might be getting SAD - I had PTSD last year I think, so I'm quite used to these acronym-based illnesses . . .

Anyway, enough of my problems - how were your festivities ?  Tweet me or leave me a message on facebook if u can ! 

Thanks Humanoids,  catch u soon,  Simon Gotobed, Talented Old English fella,  xx.