Pa's put us on a January 2012 Soap-detox !!??

No Emmerdale, no Eastenders & no Corrie . . .
He owns and mostly controls the remote so I've not got much choice really, maybe it's not a bad thing, maybe...

I'm missing the ad-breaks mostly.  Footy is on tonight apparently, perhaps I should watch it and try to enjoy it, perhaps.

Going for a wiggle in the kitchen now, I'm home alone so I can whack the radio on & get some dance-exercise - u should try it, x.

The Power of Advertising.

Pa needs to buy a new BMW 3-Series, in red, and play modern Elvis very loudly when we're in it.
Loving the new advert, and as I'm a student of tv advertising I know a good one when I see it.

On the other hand, I strongly suggest u avoid the new Andrex and Churchill adverts, despite the canine content they're bloody awful.

I'm in a good mood today - really hope nobody spoils it! x.

The weekend didn't happen, my Birthday came & went without a word, it just didn't happen, nobody noticed . . .

Maybe I got the date wrong, maybe I'm stupid, nearly as dim as a goldfish.  Anyway I don't want to talk about it, it's finished, I'll never mention it again.

The good news is that I'm not another year older - I've stuck.  Not much to say today really, Bye, x.

Excitement level today is at an all time low, -1 probably.  'Happy-bloody-Birthday' to me . . .

Nobody has remembered, Pa's already gone out without a word to yours truly (aka Birthday-boy!), zero presents, nobody cares.

I may as well be a Goldfish.

Last night I dreamt that Gok Wan had shaved me completely naked, wet nose to 4-paws! I woke up itchy and scratching, but thankfully still fully-furred - quite a relief.
The other good news is that I'm in the clear about the garage roof it seems.  Pa came in last night ranting & raving about 'the forces of nature' and 'acts of god', etc, but luckily no mention of 'big, clumsy, hairy-furry dogs' thank goodness, I just hope he's insured. . . .

The builder-blokes are here this morning, so at least he's getting it repaired quickly.  I perhaps should have offered them mugs of tea but it's not really in my job description and I don't want to slow them down with any unneccessary chat.

I really do hope Pa is insured - I don't want anything getting in the way of my big surprise tomorrow!  All very quiet on my 'surprise birthday bash', but I'm guessing everyone else is talking about it.
My excitement level is upto 9.5 in anticipation of tomorrow. I can't wait - can u ?
xx.

OMG!  The wind has ripped our garage roof off and now it's at the bottom of next doors garden.

This isn't funny, I'll get the blame, I always do these days.

Need to think . . it will be dark when Pa gets home so he might not notice immediately . . . he probably will when he puts his car away . . . yeah, of course he will . . . oh bugger. . .

I really need a plan - time to snooze and dream good ideas.  Hopefully c u tomorrow, x.

Not much news about today, but lots & lots of weather - I'm loving it as Ronnie Mc says...

Wind, wind and more wind; rain, rain and buckets more rain - brilliant - nearly as exciting as snow!  Pa reckons if this carries on he's going to build an Ark? but I've no idea what he's talking about really.
I need to get out into the garden but due to yesterday's unfortunate episode near the garage I'm grounded.

Nevertheless, I'm in a good mood today in case you'd not noticed - it's my birthday on Saturday!  I'm thinking 'Surprise Party' . . .

Another surprise!  U can now follow me on TWITTER @TheDogBlogUK
No, I don't know how it's happened either. x.