I've been watching the snooker on the goggle-box a bit this week - in the afternoons when I'm home alone I've managed to get control of the remote, my big hairy paws aren't exactly well-designed for such devices, but if all else fails I've found I can use my tongue and with more luck than judgement still get the bloody thing on the right channel, Beeb 2 I think. Pa has remarked on the stickiness of the remote some evenings but I just play the dumb animal card and keep quiet.
My favourite player is usually 'The Rocket', Ronnie, he's just great. But I've also got a liking now for Judd Trump! What a bloody fantastic name, even in my language - especially in my language!
Simon Gotobed (yep, another brilliant name), Professional Goggle-box Watcher, xx.
p.s; Have a fantastic weekend; p.p.s; u might get wet! x.
