I've got bigger back-legs than Sir Chris Hoy . . . shame I don't own a bike. . .
Not sure I'd fit into a canoe either . . .
You'll probably be pleased to know I don't own a shotgun either . . .
What a day ! I'm off to practice my stroke on Pa's rowing machine, he's gone to work in a taxi today ? I think he left his bike at work yesterday . . . it was raining I suppose . . . lightweight I'd say if I dare !?
Simon Gotobed, Daily Olympic Updates, xx.
