Kate and Prince Wills are having a baby then - brilliant - maybe even twins!
I'm really, really pleased for them, and for the country, being a proud Old English fella u know.
My only slight sadness of course is that i'll never be a father - having had my balls removed at an early age (apparently that's Normal?! ) - I think it's now technically impossible . . . Shame really, I'd be a great Dad and I reckon a prime specimen like me could have knocked out 5 or 6 little me's . . .
Simon Gotobed, Happy & Sad today, xx.
