This happens only once each humanoid year - Pa has bought 3 juicy Oranges! - I know they're oranges because I had a quick lick & sniff last night after he'd gone to bed - and they're orange coloured of course - I'm not a stupid fella u know!?
This can only mean one thing - it's only bloody well Pancake Day!!!
I'm so excited about tonight now, and the Brits are on the goggle-box! Life doesn't get much better . . .
I think I need a lie-down.
Catch u soon, Simon G, Champion pancake-scoffer, xx.
