I missed the footy ! I fell asleep on the rug in front of the goggle-box, just before kick-off - I think the boredom of the ITV warm-up knackered me out.
The good snooze was that I had a full-colour dream that I was starring in Strictly ! Up on my back legs, strutting my stuff, I was brilliant . . . in my dreams . . . what does it mean? Shouldn't I be dreaming about playing for England?
I had another snooze later and missed Emmerdale too, bugger. I can't recall the dream sadly.
Simon Gotobed, More than Confused, xx.
